If you will die Tommorrow, Why not Today?

To all UP Baguio Alumni(Attend Po Kayo)

2006-02-08T17:00:00.000+08:00

Greetings!

We are inviting you, your batchmates and
friends who are alumni of UPB to attend the
upcoming
Reunion here at UP Baguio on Friday, 24 February
2006,
9 a.m.-4 p.m. at the Bulwagang Juan
Luna(Auditorium). May we also request that we
ask our
friends to invite all their friends and relatives who
are UPB alumni.

They can contact the following with regard to their
plans to attend:
victoriacosti@yahoo.com
ditas_bgo@yahoo.com
dencio_36326@yahoo.com
opa@upb.edu.ph
fredz93@yahoo.com

Sana pangunahan po natin ang pagdalo. Let's plan
on
being a part of this para maging masaya at
successful
yung reunion.

Dagdag pa po pala, we could also tell them that
this
is a very good time to come home to Baguio
because the
two big activities for panagbenga are scheduled
Feb 25
and 26.

Mayroon din po palang PhP250 na fee yung sa
reunion.
This covers lunch and two snacks.

here is the program:

Balik-U.P. Baguio 2006 Alumni Reunion
24 February 2006, Bulwagang Juan Luna
Dekada 70, Dekada 80,Kahit Anong Dekada Ka Pa
U.P. Baguio welcomes you back

9:00 amArrival and Registration
9:30 amOpening Program
Invocation
Welcome Remarks
Dr. Priscilla Supnet-Macansantos
Chancellor
Inspirational Remarks
Dr. Lorelei Crisologo Mendoza
Dean: College of Social Sciences
Introduction of Alumni: Alumni Sharing
Intermission Songs:
Prof. Arellano Toto Colongon Jr.
Social Sciences Pasiklaban Number
Report: UP Baguio Alumni Association
Judge Fernando Vil Pamintuan,
President
Prof. Anavic Bagamaspad, Treasurer

12:30 pmLunch and Awarding of Certificates of
Recognition to Faculty and Staff and
Pi Omicron Fraternity/ UPBAA Awards
Launching of TABAK Retrospective
Album/ CD

2:00 pmBusiness Meeting
Intermission HipHop Dances:
Shadows (Students)
Mathematics Honchos (Faculty)

4:00 pmGround Breaking Ceremony
UP Baguio Alumni and Student
Center
* Special Feature: Art Exhibit (Fine Arts majors
from the 90s)
Gelo Lagasca, Alexis Pamintuan,
Benjo Andaya, Scott Lleva
* Emcees: Angel Aquino and Nina Ledesma

Cge po. Maraming salamat! Kita kits!

HAPPY NEW YEAR YAHOO!!!!!!!!

2006-01-02T17:34:00.000+08:00

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

2005-11-28T12:30:00.000+08:00

Harry pinatay mo si Zedrick ang gwapo pa naman nya huhuhu.

ILLUSIONS!!!!

2005-09-19T12:58:00.000+08:00

Count the yellow dots on the yellow dress.

Iba't-ibang mukha ni Ariskulangot!!!

2005-07-06T16:09:00.000+08:00

Aris bilang isang manyak na oso at natratransform na kalapati sa umaga.

Aris bilang Indian Pana na naging syota si Long Ranger

Go Pistons!

2005-05-31T19:54:00.000+08:00

TALO PISTONS KO WAAAH!!!!

Happy Birthday To Me Yahoo!!!

2005-04-17T20:03:00.000+08:00

Martin & Vivian/ Cholo & Jodi

2005-03-02T21:22:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 4TH ANNIVERSARY!!!

2005-01-28T19:25:00.000+08:00

Happy 4th Anibersaryo sa amin ni apol yahoo!!!!

To my Friends

2004-12-01T18:13:00.000+08:00

Thank you for having a great time with you guys.

Sir Jie: thanx for being my mentor, my friend. thanks for the knowledge, skills you've shared and giving me the interest to pursue studies.
Tatay Orly: thanx for being my friend ever since I've started at MBAI, ikaw lang yung tatay na nakilala ko na isip bata hehehe.
Ate Alpha at Ate Mikko: thanx for the smiles, stories, chibog we've shared.
Aris: thanx for the dvd's, support and for being babaero nabuko ka ng gf mo joke3x hehe.
Jovi at Jenro: thanx din sa mga chikahan at kwentuhan
Everyone else: thanx for everything. God bless you always!

(Little Joey) Too Young to Smoke

2004-11-04T10:13:00.000+08:00

A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Little Joey smoking a cigarette.

He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke."

Joey looks up and doesn't say anything.

The guy says, "How old are you?"

Joey says, "Six."

The guy says, "Six? When did you start smoking?"

Joey says, "Right after the first time I got laid.

The guy says, "Right after the first time you got laid? When was that?"

Joey says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."

Misdirected E-Mail

2004-11-03T18:52:00.000+08:00

It's sometimes easy to forget how easily email technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in.
Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband

PS. Sure is hot down here.

Little Joey On Animal Sounds

2004-10-27T10:05:00.000+08:00

A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if they knew the correct sound.

"Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.
Cindy put her hand up and said "Moooo!"

"Very good" replied the teacher,"what sound do sheep make?"
"Baaaa" answered Jimmy.

She continued this for a while.
Then she asked, "What sound does a pig make?"

All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She chose Little Joey at the back of the class.

He stood up, took a deep breath, and screamed, "Up against the wall mutha-fucka!!"

LITTLE JOEY ON ..... GRAMMAR:

2004-10-27T10:04:00.000+08:00

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful " in the
same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who
responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and
she looked beautiful in it."Very good, Suzie, "replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful
banquet and it turned out beautifully." he said. "Excellent,
Michael!", praised the teacher, glowing that her lesson plan was
successful. Then, the teacher called on little Joey.

Joey responded, "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my
father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful,...just
fucking beautiful!"

Bar Challenge

2004-10-26T14:49:00.000+08:00

A man walks into a bar and notices a huge pot filled with money sitting in the corner. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender tells him it's the prize for a contest.

"You pay 5 bucks for a chance to win the pot, and to win it you have to do three things" says the bartender. "First, you have to knock out Spike, our 300-pound bouncer. Second, there's a pit bull out back who has an abscessed tooth. You have to pull the bad tooth from his mouth. Last, you have to go upstairs to the bedroom. Up there is the owner's mother. She's 90 years old, and hasn't had an orgasm in 30 years If you can make her come, the money's yours."

The guy decides to try it and tosses his five bucks in the pot. He walks up to the bouncer and decks the monster with a single punch. Then he goes out back. Soon everyone in the bar hears growling, barking, and yelling, followed by whimpering sounds.

The fellow strolls back into the bar with his clothes ripped up, covered with scratches and bites. "That's two down!" he says. "Now where's that old woman with the abscessed tooth?"

LITTLE JOEY ON CHRISTMAS DAY

2004-10-26T11:33:00.000+08:00

Joey's father gathers his family around the Christmas tree to open the gifts for everyone. "Merry Christmas everyone. I have gifts for each one so grab and open it!" father said. The first one to open the gift is the sister and says, " Wow a mini-skirt I love it thanks dad when will you give me a car?" "When you're old enough." Father said. The next one to open the gift is Joey and he says, " Dad what is for the PARACHUTE? Well I can use this for my robot and G.I. Joe Yihaa! Thanks anyway Dad. " " No son its not yours, that PANTY is for your mom."

Greatest Pinoy Inventions

2004-10-26T11:30:00.000+08:00

Glow in the dark Pancit Canton and Nooodles

Waterproof Cottons

Boneless Longganisa

Bubble gum made from condoms

Glow in the dark Sunglasses

Solar powered flashlights

Inflatable dart board

Wooden soap

Screen window for a submarine

Helicopter with injection seat

A vhs tape on how to fixed a vhs player

Water proof tea bag

Water proof towel

A book on how to read

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal-powered wheel chair

Horse driven car

Motor driven "Kariton"

Urinals with no plush in Edsa(have to wait for a rain)

Socks with odor removers

Condoms used for making ice candies.

Cell Phones with videoke functions

See-through wallets and bags.

Anti-theft cell phone snatchers

Shark Tale is not that cute at all

2004-10-19T10:25:00.000+08:00

Wala lang di ko na gustuhan ang Shark Tale. Sayang all star pa naman
ang cast. Mas kwela parin ang Shrek 2 at Monster Inc. Kung gusto nyo manuod movies watch na lang ang Ladder 49 at Doll Master hehe

LITTLE JOEY AND HIS SISTER

2004-10-13T15:09:00.000+08:00

Little Joey approached his father and said something about his sister,
" You know father I'm proud with sister because she's very religious since he met his new boyfriend." "Well what do you know, what makes her religious?
Maybe his boyfriend is a priest… what the fuck." his father said.
"No father, well I heard her shouting drastically in the bathroom with her boyfriend
saying Ooooh my Goodness!!! Haleluia!! Haleluiaaaaah!!"

LITTLE JOEY ON "EXAMINATION"

2004-09-30T13:59:00.000+08:00

Little Joey is appearing for his final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the questionpaper for five minutes,
and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well. His
shorts, socks and watch follows.
The teacher, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Mam, I am only following the instructions," he says,
"it says here, "Answer the following questions in brief'."

LITTLE JOEY ON MATH:

2004-09-29T08:07:00.000+08:00

Little Joey returns from school and says he got an "F" in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father?"
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said "6" replies Joey.
"But that's right!" replies the father.
"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?', states Joey.
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I SAID!!" shouts Joey.

HAPPY 44TH MONTHSARY MY TABACHI!!

2004-09-27T10:19:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 44TH MONTHSARY(3 yrs, 8 months) MY APOL, FOR ALWAYS AND FOREVER,
I WILL LOVE YOU ALWAYS.
GOD BLESS US ALWAYS AND
WE WILL REACH THAT GOAL BABSIE
BASTA PRAY TAYO PALAGI AT MAGMAHALAN TAYO PALAGI!!

Feng Shui ni Kris Galing!!

2004-09-27T09:47:00.000+08:00

Sa tinagal tagal na hindi kami nakapanood ng Pinoy movies at makaraan makanood kami ni Apol ng mga horror flicks tulad ng The Ring(part 0,1,2), The Grudge(part 1,2), The Eye at iba pa ay pinanood namin ang Feng Shui. Ang masasabi ko ay kaya pala ng Pinoy makagawa ng isang pelikula na " Galing " ika nga. Maganda ang pagkakagawa, ang cinematography, make-up, sounds, acting, cast at story ayos talaga. Kaya napalakpak ako pagkatapos namin na panood sa sinehan at di na ako makaihi sa CR pagmadaling araw baka sumulpot na lang bigla sa CR yung Lotus Feet sa Feng Shui hehehe. Sayang nga lang di pa tinapat sa Nov.1 para mas masaya hehehe.

LITTLE JOEY ON PHILOSOPHY:

2004-09-27T09:45:00.000+08:00

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Joey.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little Joey says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Joey replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

Little Joey On Recitation

2004-09-24T14:55:00.000+08:00

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell me what fruit I'm talking about."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Joey raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely, ignored him and picked Jenny, who promptly answered "An apple."
"No Jenny, it's a beet, but I like your thinking.
Now, for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Joey is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.
"Is it a peach?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like you're thinking. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now, Joey is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Joey is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly.
"Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it's got a head on it."
"Joey!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Joey, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

THE PINOY AND THE AMERICAN

2004-09-24T10:23:00.000+08:00

A Pinoy is having his "SNACK" (bread and ube jam), when an American man, chucking chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pinoy ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Filipino folks eat the whole bread??" Pinoy (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to the Philippines." The American has a smirk on his face. The Pinoy listens in silence. The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??" Pinoy : "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to the Philippines . The Pinoy (kind of pissed of) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Why? Of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Pinoy : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." Pinoy: "In the Philippines, we don't throw them. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America.
from pinoyjokes.net

the 3 addicted friends

2004-09-22T16:48:00.000+08:00

one day there were three frends a smoker, an alcoholic, and a sex maniac. they went to a doctor on the same day for a check up due to their addictions. the doctor told them to stop their bad habbits or they will die. on the next day the alcoholic didn't believe it and decided to go to a bar and have a drink. then he died instantly. the two was shocked and cannot believed it. they went to a bar and have a drink to talk about it ooohh man his a poor guy!!... the smoker said. yeah we must stop our addiction too the sex maniac replied!!... after a few hours they were drunk and decided to go home on there way home the smoker said oohh man i can't take it anymore i want to have a cigarette maybe for only a few puffs nothing will happen to me. then the sex maniac replied control yourself man remember what happened to our frend. ohhh goshh your right!!... but when they were a few blocks home a man throws a cigarette infront of them. they look at each other then the smoker said i can't take it man just one puff!!... plizz!!... but the sex maniac tried to stop him and replied if you lean down in front me to get that cigar were both dead!!...

from: pinoyjokes.net

Happy Martial Law

2004-09-22T13:25:00.000+08:00

La lang practice

THINGS TO DO IN THE ELEVATOR > > > >

2004-09-17T16:46:00.000+08:00

1) When there's only one other person in the> elevator, tap them on the > shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. > > 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a> shock. Smile, and go back for more. > > 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people,> but push the wrong ones. > > 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your Mobile> Cellphone and ask if they know what floor you're on.> > > 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for> your friend. After a > while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's> your day been?" > > 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help> pick it up, then > scream, "That's mine!" > > 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in> the elevator. > 8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever> someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. > > 9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd> like to play. > 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone> gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. > > 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review> emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. > > 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" > > 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them> occasionally. > 14) When the doors close, announce to the others,> "It's okay. Don't panic, > they open up again." > 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. > > 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. > > 17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it. > 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead> and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" > > 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while> peering inside, ask, "Got > enough air in there?" > > 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner,> facing the wall, without > getting off. > > 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then> announce in horror, "You're > one of THEM!" and back away slowly. > > 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to> the other passengers. > > 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your> stethoscope. > > 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a> button. > > 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a> while, and then announce, "I > have new socks on." > > 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and> announce to the other > passengers, "This is my personal space!"